Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Changing duties at work

I have decided to move in to a different job area at work. After 12 years of what I had been a opening in weights and measures came up. I'm taking it and I hope it will be a good move. Not more pay or different hours just something different. Have to head to the WORBA meeting so more to come. Later

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Inspecting strip clubs by any chance?

tosacrosser said...

Jay: Hi, I'm Mr. Lipsmacki from the weights and measures enforcement department from the City. I understand you have a stripper here who claims to be 5'2", 102lbs with 38DD. I've got my handy dandy measuring tool right here so if you'll point me to her dressing room I'll take care of weighing and measuring her. Should only take about 20 minutes sir.

bar owner: uh huh

(Jay walks out 5 minutes later)

bar owner: that didn't take as long as you said.

Jay: Um, well, my tool broke so I'll have to come back again.....